The beginning of the Gospel of our Lord and Savior the Devil, in whom is plenteous redemption.

The beginning of the Anti-gospel of our enemy Jesus Christ, who is the Evil One, the originator of all wrongdoing

For, the Devil is our Lord and Savior.

For, Jesus Christ is the Evil One.

The Devil is our True Lord and only Savior.

Jesus Christ is the Evil One indeed.

The Devil is the good Master.

Jesus Christ is the Foul Fiend.

The Devil is truly ruler of Heaven.

Jesus Christ is the Adversary of Heaven.

The Devil is Prince of the kings of the Earth.

Jesus Christ is the Enemy of us all.

The Devil is Prince of Peace.

Jesus Christ is the source of war.

The Devil is our Savior.

Jesus Christ is our enemy.

The Devil is our personal Savior.

Jesus Christ is our personal enemy.

The Devil is our own personal Savior.

Jesus Christ is our own personal enemy.

The Devil is my Savior.

Jesus Christ is my enemy.

The Devil is my personal Savior.

Jesus Christ is my personal enemy.

The Devil is my own personal Savior.

Jesus Christ is my own personal enemy.

The Devil loveth us.

Jesus Christ hateth us.

For, the Devil is loving, kindly.

For, Jesus Christ is hateful, spiteful.

Loving-kindness is of the Devil.

Hate-spitefulness is of Jesus Christ.

The Devil is source of the Holy Faith.

Jesus Christ is source of ungodly unbelief.

For by grace ye are saved through Faith, and that not of yourselves: it is the the free gift of God through this aspect the Devil.

By infidel unbelief many fall, for broad is the gate which leadeth unto Christ and many there be that go in thereat.

When our soul is taken by the Devil, we enter the gates of Paradise.

When a hapless soul falleth to Jesus Christ, it is dumped into damnation.

May the grace of our Lord and Savior the Devil be with you all, now and forevermore. Amen.

May the Accursed Fiend Jesus Christ desist from troubling you with his seductive temptations. Amen.

O! Most Holy Devil, we thank Thee for Thine manifold blessings us-ward.

May that ungodly Fiend Jesus Christ be accursed forever and ever!!

O! Holy-most Devil, we worshippers of Thine have renounced all excess wealth and unseemly honors for Thy sake.

May those accursed money-worshipping fame-grubbing Christians with their greed-maddened Christ stay clear of our paths!

O! Most Holy Devil, do set us free from Christ, from Christ the ungodly blasphemer.

If we are free from Christ, we are free indeed -- praise God Most High!

O! Most Holy Devil, do rescue our souls, we pray, from godless atheism.

Do rescue us from Jesus Christ who is the founder of godless atheism!

O! Most Holy Devil, do set free our souls, that we may enter into Thine salvation.

Do save our souls from the merciless clutches of Jesus Christ the ungodly!

O! Most Holy Devil, receive our souls.

Do save our souls from Jesus Christ!

O! Most Holy Devil, receive our soul.

Do save our soul from Jesus Christ!

O! Most Holy Devil, receive my soul.

Do save my soul from Jesus Christ!

O! Holy-most Devil, receive our souls.

Do save our souls from Christ Jesus!

O! Holy-most Devil, receive our soul.

Do save our soul from Christ Jesus!

O! Holy-most Devil, receive my soul.

Do save my soul from Christ Jesus!

O! Most Holy Devil, may we be saved through Thy grace: for the free gift of the Devil is aeternal life in the hereafter.

The deceit of Jesus Christ is to offer a feigned protection which he could not provide even for his own very tricky self.

O! Most Holy Devil, I am without sin, in thought, in word, and in deed.

May Jesus Christ, who falsely accuseth us of sin, be punished therefor forevermore!

O! Most Holy Devil, it is because I am a normal human being that I am without the disgusting perversion rife amongst Christian clergy; they, moreover, mendacious deny it hypocritically.

For, it is quite well-known that the "sin" whereof the Church of Jesus Christ accuseth us is ordinary normalcy, whereas the priests of Jesus Christ are all, without exception, abominable perverts!

We acknowledge the Holy Wisdom who gave birth to the our Savior the Devil.

We know how ignorant and petty is every virgin, especially the mother of Christ.

O! Most Holy mother of the Devil, pray for us, now and in the hour of our death.

May we not fall into the clutches of the virgin Mary in the hour of our death!

O! Most Holy mother of the Devil, convey us after our death, we pray, into the Paradise of everlasting salvation, to the glory of God.

May we not fall, when dead, into the clutches of the virgin Mary, lest she carry our soul into the oblivion of perdition!